C'mon Spooky, Just TRY It

The Kitty Grass instructions said that once the grass was an inch or taller, my cat could enjoy the taste of the Kitty Grass.

My Kitty Grass was certainly more than an inch tall, maybe even three inches tall, and I had to talk Spooky into trying it.

I tried talking Spooky into it for so long that his eyes became glazed over.

Zombie Spooky. He gets this look when he's trying to mentally erase me from Earth.

Finally, Spooky realizes there is no way out. He has to give it a try just to get me to shut up about it.

So he sniffs.

And is pretty sure this grass is just not right.

Teleportation Spooky: "If I concentrate hard enough, I'll be outside of this apartment."

That didn't work, so he tries another tactic:

"Momma, I'm happy with smelling the grass. See? I'm smiling for you, even showing teeth; I'm really happy. Can I go now?"

NO!! You MUST eat the grass! I spent five days making it for you and you WILL eat it!

So Spooky bats at the blades, sniffs them, and thinks this is just dumb.

Hey, wait! Spook! You get your butt back here and eat this grass!

Oh well, at least the grass is pretty.