Since I Signed Up on Facebook

1. I've made comments on Facebook, some of which I now realize are totally dumb. Hey, I'm new to FB. And Korean, sorta.
2. I've learned the FB chat as well as the messaging.
3. I've learned there is a toggle between recent news and popular news.
4. I've learned how to accept friends and request friends.
5. I've made a total of 7 friends, 2 of whom I'd never met personally.
6. I've changed my settings so that I don't get FB updates in my mailbox.
7. My Korean typing has become vastly improved because while I wait for news updates, I work on Korean typing at http://www.tajamaster.com/. It makes these stickers a waste - I'm beyond them as it's all about picking up the pace now.

8. I stopped working on sorting the latest batch of poop, destined for Bill. Seeds have germinated and little plants are growing in it. And I don't care.
9. I stopped folding my laundry and soon, every article of clothing I wear will be wrinkly. I don't care.
10. Spooky has learned that the only extra attention he'll get from me is by laying in my lap or climbing up my back while I am fixed in front of the computer. Looking at Facebook.
11. Spooky's nails need to be trimmed in a serious way and I don't care that I'm bleeding regularly because of it. I'm on Facebook.
12. It used to drive me crazy when Spooky clawed the leather chairs. I hardly notice anymore. When I do notice, I can easily shrug it off. After all, the chairs are already clawed and I'm on Facebook.
13. I've started utilizing the dishwasher at work instead of bringing my lunch dishes home to handwash because I'm too busy looking at Facebook.
14. I've received 2 phonebooks and plan on telling you my phonebook story but can't now because I'm on Facebook.
15. I feel lonely if no one is available on FB chat.

What the hell has happened to me?!