Worm Poop Queue

As it is now, I've given poop in quantity (3+ gallons or more) to a few coworkers, namely:

• Ken
• Ken
• Handy
• Tony
• Ken
• yes, all the same Ken

Poop "samples" have been given to

• Marsi
• Kimberly
• Alicia
• Ali

Considering that many poop recipients, quantity or samplers, are ready for more, now's a good time to start a queue. And now that some folks like Tony and Ali are interested in worms, I'm going to include that section in the Queue. Look for the Poop and Worm Queue tab up there next to FAQ's.

To keep an orderly fashion, there are queue rules:

• Poop Queue and Worm Queue will operate by "first come, first serve" via comments to any post on this blog specifically requesting a place in the Queue. Be specific if you want poop or worms*. If you want both, say so, and you'll be placed in both areas.  
• I'll update who's next in the queue by date and time stamp on comments specifically requesting to be in the queue.

If you make a comment and just say "hi", or ask questions about worms, or what I think the weather will be like July 18th of 2154, or do I prefer Chipotle's mild corn salsa to their regular salsa, you don't go into the queue. Your worm question may get onto the FAQ's page though.

The second in the queue will be the first one to comment as I'd placed Marsi's verbal claim to the next batch weeks ago, which by the way, was the last verbal claim to be accepted. Note that her pooh won't be ready for at least a month or so. Which unfortunately means yours won't be ready for a couple/few months after that. All the more reason for you to start your own worm bin!

Call me harsh, but Ken told me that this is the way to do it.  Of course, the context was completely different. It had to do with work or something.

*You will be required to pass a screening test if you want worms.  I am not raising them to die a slow crappy death in your hands due to your poor planning, Ali.