I had quite a collection of worm food ready to feed the worms. Check it out:
This gallon bag of banana peels, strawberry stems, and pistachio shells was removed from the work freezer 052711 to sit on the floorboard of my truck overnight by accident. Oops. My truck smelled slightly banana-ish that next day. But I guess that's better than the normal Camel smell.
The week before, I received a Target bag of straight-cut paper from Nate along with a Ziploc bag of the hair from his most recent haircut.
And since my skewed apartment shit became somewhat straight-lined, I was able to contribute melon rinds and innards, pineapple "skins" and core. Under there somewhere is a couple of slice-sized pizza crusts.
Approximately two weeks ago, I brought home the majority of worm food from the work freezer, a pile of Cang's El Pollo Loco tortillas and a few of Bill's banana dubes. Those black bananas are those that I found since in my own freezer. I'm guessing the bananas are circa June 2010.
Oh, and I nearly forgot, there is this bowl of 3-month-old onions, garlic and potatoes in my pantry.
Oh, what?
What's that?
The hair?
Yeah, it's Nate's.
You want a closer look, you weirdo?
At first I wasn't at all freaked, except for the split second when I thought Spooky had somehow closed himself in a Ziploc within a Target bag. But after opening the Ziploc and finding it was just a mass of hair and Spook was ok, I chilled.
Then I realized the hair was attached to Nate's person just a few days before.
And I got the creeps too. Just a little bit.
This gallon bag of banana peels, strawberry stems, and pistachio shells was removed from the work freezer 052711 to sit on the floorboard of my truck overnight by accident. Oops. My truck smelled slightly banana-ish that next day. But I guess that's better than the normal Camel smell.
The week before, I received a Target bag of straight-cut paper from Nate along with a Ziploc bag of the hair from his most recent haircut.
For a second I thought that was Spook!
A few days ago, I received this big bag of Oroweat Sandwich Thins from Ali. From what I can tell, they aren't even bad. Turns out Ali and his wife purchased Sandwich Thins simultaneously and these are the extras. I considered eating some of them, but passed. Bread age isn't as easy to tell as apples.
A few days ago, I received this big bag of Oroweat Sandwich Thins from Ali. From what I can tell, they aren't even bad. Turns out Ali and his wife purchased Sandwich Thins simultaneously and these are the extras. I considered eating some of them, but passed. Bread age isn't as easy to tell as apples.
And since my skewed apartment shit became somewhat straight-lined, I was able to contribute melon rinds and innards, pineapple "skins" and core. Under there somewhere is a couple of slice-sized pizza crusts.
Approximately two weeks ago, I brought home the majority of worm food from the work freezer, a pile of Cang's El Pollo Loco tortillas and a few of Bill's banana dubes. Those black bananas are those that I found since in my own freezer. I'm guessing the bananas are circa June 2010.
Oh, and I nearly forgot, there is this bowl of 3-month-old onions, garlic and potatoes in my pantry.
Oh, what?
What's that?
The hair?
Yeah, it's Nate's.
You want a closer look, you weirdo?
At first I wasn't at all freaked, except for the split second when I thought Spooky had somehow closed himself in a Ziploc within a Target bag. But after opening the Ziploc and finding it was just a mass of hair and Spook was ok, I chilled.
Then I realized the hair was attached to Nate's person just a few days before.
And I got the creeps too. Just a little bit.
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