Testimonial by Text

So Hadley got his worm pooh, used it, and has reported back just now:
Amazing, simply amazing! My tomatoes that have the most tomatoes are the plants treated with your magical Jack and the Beanstalk wonder dirt. I want to report 80% growth over the $8.00 bag of treated soil I purchased at Flowerland. Thank you (and your wiggly friends) for the prestige of having my neighbor scratching his head in amazement as to why my plants are 50% larger and sturdier than his.

My response:
Bad ass!

And he goes on:
The strawberries are very red and firm. As are the peppers. I also laid some out on my grape bush and for the first time in six years, I have GRAPES. That one plant is 300% larger than last year.